Me and this guy!!!!
Oh, there's no one there but me? oops.
I know, you are thinking "Danielle, you are too old to have imaginary people in your life." And you're right, so I'll spare you the details of my lame, non existent dating life.
But seriously, I have received a freakin butt-ton of Save the Dates in the mail in the last few weeks.
I know I have at least 3 more somewhere and 3 friends that haven't sent their save the dates yet.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Don't get me wrong. I'm OK with being single, but EVERYONE I know seems to be getting married and having babies. Well, everyone except me and Sara. That's why she's my BFF.
I'm SOOOO behind!
And we wonder why we're single. Ha!
I guess I had better get my dancin' shoes ready. There's a bunch of people gettin hitched.
My sister was in town last night scouting a basketball team, so she came by for a little bit. Have I mentioned how much I LOVE my sister? Anyway, she reads my blog and sometimes sends me texts to tell me how goofy I am or to make fun of something I wrote about. Then, she will go on to tell me that I have some of you brainwashed in to believing that I'm somewhat funny and maybe sometimes cute. She told me she was going to start commenting on some of my posts and telling you all the truth about how evil I am, what a turd I can be, and how much she wants to be JUST LIKE ME.
Don't believe her.
It's all a lie...except the part about being like me. : )
And for the record, I think she's pretty dang funny, and cute too. Except when I try to tell her stuff and she says, "I know, Danielle. I already read about it on your blog." ughhhhh.
I didn't workout yesterday. Go ahead, let me have it. My kids were crazy at school, I didn't feel so hot, and my foot hurts.
Excuses, excuses, excuses.
Tell me how big my butt is gonna get it I keep having lazy days. PLEASE. I need some motivation right now!
I'll be back at it this afternoon. Running AND going to the gym. I have to burn off the calories from eating Taco Tuesday at Rosas last night.
I'm FINALLY getting caught up on my DVR.
Grey's...CHECK.
The Bachelor...CHECK
Millionaire Matchmaker...CHECK
Days of our Lives...CHECK
(Yes, I'm guilty of watching people come back from the dead, become possessed and marry everyone on the show.)
I watched the Life Unexpected Finale last night...LOVE.
I still haven't started the Biggest Loser yet. It kinda scares me to think I have SIX hours of it saved. I still haven't decided what kind of junk food I need to prepare for the long haul on my couch. : )
I'm so ready for One Tree Hill, Real Housewives of Orange County OR New Jersey, Real World (baahaha. lame I know.) American Idol and about 23902 other shows.
Is your mailman raining Save the Dates in your mailbox?
Does your family stalk your blog?
Are they trash talkers like mine? All in good fun, of course.
What's your favorite movie? I need more entertainment this weekend.